Back during the days before automobiles, two preachers met in a certain town.
The first asked the second how he was doing. “Furious!” replied the second.
“Someone has stolen my bicycle and I think it’s one of my church members! I
don’t know what to do.”
The first preacher said: “Here’s what I’d do. I’d preach on the Ten
Commandments this Sunday and when I got to ‘Thou shalt not steal’ I’d really
hammer it home.” The second preacher said, “I think I’ll take your advice.”
The next Monday, the first preacher ran into the second one and saw that he was
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