Maybe you’ve heard the story about the rich old lady and the handsome young man she met in a in a restaurant. As the meal ended she came right to the point and asked, "Will you spend the night with me for one million dollars?" He looked her over and the mere thought of sleeping with this woman made his skin crawl, but it was a million dollars after all.
Finally, he said, "Yes, I will spend the night with you for one million dollars."
She smiled and added, "Well, how about for fifty bucks?"
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