The Japanese eat a low fat diet and have less heart attacks than the British and Americans.

The French eat a high fat diet and have less heart attacks than the British and Americans.

The Japanese drink very little wine and have less heart attacks than the British and Americans.

The Italians drink lots of wine and have less heart attacks than the British and Americans.

The moral?

Eat and drink as much as you like, it is speaking English that will kill you!