Have you heard that story of the guy who died and was being given a tour of heaven and he saw a friend of his drive by in a beautiful Mercedes. And he said, "Boy, this is great!" "Oh, yes," St. Peter said, "your friend was really generous on earth, we had a lot to work with. Your transportation up here depends on your generosity down there." Then Peter gave him his transportation: A honda motor scooter. He said, "Wait a minute, he gets a Mercedes, I get a scooter?" "That’s right, it’s all we had to work with." The guy
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