An extremely proud young man walked into a restaurant looking for his friend. Immediately he noticed two beautiful young ladies near the door who appeared to be checking him out. Just then they both looked at each other and at the same time said, “NINE”! and began to giggle.
The prideful young man puffed out his chest, drew a big smile, and then walked over to his waiting friend. “You won’t believe what just happened. When I walked in those two ladies looked me over
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