British Children’s Answers To Church School Questions:
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
The fifth commandment is Humor thy father and mother.
Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.
When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
The Pope lives in a vacuum.
Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
Iran is the Bible of Moslems.
A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
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