A Jewish man, in tears, walks up to another Jewish man. "What’s the matter?" "I sent my son to Jerusalem to become a better Jew, and he comes back a Christian. What am I to do?"
The other man responds "You know, it’s funny that you say that, because I sent my son to Jerusalem to become a better Jew, and he came back a Christian. Let’s go talk to the Rabbi."
So the two men visit the Rabbi, and say "Rabbi, we both sent our sons to Jerusalem to become better Jews, and they both came back Christians. What are we to do?"
The Rabbi replied, "You know, it’s funny that you say that, because I sent my son to Jerusalem to become a better Jew, and he came
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