What if porcupines could dance? They are God’s idea of the animal kingdom’s version of a cactus. Imagine a cactus gliding, twirling around the ballroom as the orchestra plays a waltz. Or look at that cactus in an embrace of the tango - striding, dipping, heads bobbing to the music. Cheek-to-cheek. Arm-in-arm. Quill–to-quill. Ouch! The only porcupine I want to see at a dance is a wallflower, standing alone along the wall, punch in hand, a good distance
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