From Reader’s Digest:

It’s time to pay my income tax

And, brother, that’s no joke.

For after paying IRS

I find that I R broke!

—Jerry Henderson in Lubbock, Texas, Avalanche-Journal

As April 15 draweth nigh,

My spirits start to droop.

A poor, downtrodden slave am I,

In short, an income poop.

—Fred Meyers, quoted by Jack Rosenbaum in San Francisco

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