It seems that even the obvious things in life can¡¦t be taken for granted:
After a woman sued McDonalds because she wasn’t warned her coffee was hot, companies are changing their instruction manuals and product warning labels to cover themselves from liability. Listen to a few of these:
On a particular brand of soap- Directions: Use like regular soap
On a frozen dinner - Suggestion: Defrost before eating
A Christmas pudding - Product will be hot after heating
On a string of Christmas lights- For indoor or outdoor use only
A packet of peanuts
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