A wife went with her friend to the police station to report that her husband was missing!
* When the policeman asked for a description, she said, “He’s 6 foot 2, has deep blue eyes, dark
wavy hair, athletic build, well-groomed and sharply dressed, weighs 185 pounds .......”
* “He’s soft-spoken, well-mannered and loves the children.” * The friend spoke up and said .......
* “But your husband is fat, 5 foot 3, rude, smokes cigars, bald, has a big mouth,
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