A young man and woman were taking off on their honeymoon. After they landed at the airport, they rented a car and started heading off to enjoy a week in marital bliss. As they drove into the country, the man was unfamiliar with the area. He pulled out to pass a slower vehicle and hit a semi truck head on. After their car tumbled over several times, he looked over at his new bride and she was bleeding all over. Blood was coming out everywhere and he knew she would die, unless he quickly got her some help. He ran back up the hill and looked down the road and saw a sign, “Michael Swetlik, MD.” He thought, “Thank God.” He ran back down, picked up his bride and carried her to the door and knocked. The man came to the door and the groom said, “Please, sir, we have been in an accident. Please help my wife or she will die!” The man said, “I am sorry, I don’t do that anymore. I haven’t practiced in 25 years.” The groom said, “Please, please save my wife.” Again, he said, “I don’t do that anymore, I have long since retired.” By this time, the groom was furious
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