A young new minister fresh from bible college wanted everybody in the new town where he was preaching to be bapized.
One day he was walking through a section in town and spotted a homeless man sitting in an alley. He strolled up to the man and asked him if he knew Jesus. The man informed him that he did not. The miniset asked him if he wanted to be baptized and the man said, "Sure why not". So the two men went down to the river and the minister proceeded with the baptism. He put the man under and after bringing him up the minister said, "Did you see Jesus?" The man said, "No sir I didn’t". The preacher figured he had done something wrong so he re did the process nad again asked him, "Did you see Jesus." The man responded the same way, "No sir I didn’t". Finally the preacher tried once
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