Two rednecks, Billy Joe and his friend Bubba are out in the woods hunting when Billy Joe suddenly grabs his chest, keels over and falls to the ground.

Billy Joe doesn’t seem to be breathing, his tongue is hanging out and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Bubba frantically whips out his cell phone, and calls 911. He yells to the operator, “Help! I think my friend here is dead! What do I do?”

The operator, in a calm. . .soothing voice says, “Ok, ok, calm down and take it

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