Once at a fast-food restaurant, I took my burger back up to the counter, pointed to the picture on the overhead menu, and asked, Can I have one that looks like that?” The one I had was smushed, smudged, and generally unappealing.
At those places, I always get less than I ask for. And my reaction finally got the best of me.
Just once I’d like to get more than I ask for. Of course, I don’t know how I’d react if I did. Maybe
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