I remember reading about an Obituary that is meant to make you stop and think:
· He brushed his teeth twice a day
· The doctors examined him twice a year
· He ate low-carb, low-fat every day
· He gave up his tonsils, his adenoids, his gall bladder … and traded in a few worn-out glands
· He golfed …but never more than 18 holes (moderation in all things)
· He got 8 hours of sleep every night
· He slept with the windows open to get plenty of fresh air
· He carried an umbrella in case of rain
· He didn’t smoke, drink, or chew .. or run around with those who do
· He drove the speed limit
· He jogged and did weight training 5 days a week
· He was set to live to be a hundred years old.
He is survived by
· 18 specialists,
· 3 surgeons
· 4 health institutes,
· 6 gyms
· and numerous manufacturers of
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