A man was out on walk when he saw another man about to throw himself from a bridge into the river. He ran over to save him. "Why do you want to kill yourself?" the man asked. "I've nothing to live for."
"Don't you believe in God?" "Yes I do."
"What a coincidence-so do I! Are you a Jew or a Christian?" "A Christian."
"What a coincidence-so am I! Protestant or Catholic?" "Protestant."
"What a coincidence-so am I! Anglican or Baptist?" "Baptist."
"What a coincidence-so am I! Baptist Union Church or Independent Baptist?" "Baptist Union."
"What a coincidence-so am I! Premillenial or amillenial?"
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