• Here Are The Top 10 Things You'll Probably Never ...  PRO

  Contributed by Keith Davis on May 5, 2003 (message contributor)

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HERE ARE THE TOP 10 THINGS YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH

10.Hey! It’s MY turn to sit in the front pew!

9. Sign me up for nursery duty for a whole quarter!

8. Preacher, I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went overtime 25 minutes.

7. Personally, I find visitation night much more enjoyable than golf.

6. Hey, let’s stand up during the whole service.

5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the teenage Sunday School class.

4. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!