How many of you remember The Pillsbury Dough Boy? Cute ... Cuddly ... and wanted for attempted murder.

A woman in Arkansas was sitting in her car in a grocery store parking lot when she heard a loud bang. She felt a sharp pain in the back of her head. She was holding her hands behind her head when someone walked by and asked, "Are you OK?"

The woman answered, "I’ve been shot in the head, and I’m holding my brains in!"

Well, it wasn’t her brains. A

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