One day, after me, my wife, and our oldest boy had finished shopping. We started the journey home. It was 10 miles away. Like all parents do, we always tell our children to use the bathroom before we leave. Well, a few miles of driving and my boy explains painstakingly that he has to go #2. I told him he would have to sqeeze his cheks until we got home. His silence for the next couple of miles into the ride finally got my wifes attention. She looked at me and asked me if he was asleep. When I turned around to see, I almost lost my composure but by the help of the Lord I
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