One husband arrived home very early in the morning, after being out all night, drinking and brawling. He sneaked up the stairs quietly, doing his best not to awaken his wife. He looked in the bathroom mirror and bandaged the bumps and bruises he’d received in one of his fights that night. He then proceeded to climb into bed, smiling at the thought that he’d pulled one over on his wife. But when morning came, he opened his eyes and there stood his wife. "You were drunk last night weren’t you!" "No, honey."
She replied, "Well, if you weren’t, then who put all the band-aids on the bathroom mirror?"