The Pit
man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
A subjective person came along and said: "I feel for you down
there."
An objective person came along and said: "It's logical that someone
would fall down there."
A Pharisee said: "Only bad people fall into a pit."
A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit.
A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.
An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
A self-pitying person said: "You haven't seen anything until you've
seen my pit!"
Afire-and-brimstone preacher said: "You deserve your pit."
A Christian Scientist said: "The pit is just in your mind."
A psychologist said: "Your mother and father are to blame for your
being in that pit."
A self-esteem therapist said: "If you had self-esteem, you could get
out of that pit."
An optimist said: "Things could get worse."
A pessimist said: "Things will get worse."
Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of
the pit.