A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment of bringing something to represent their religion.
The first child got in front of the class and said, “My name is Benjamin, and I am Jewish, and this is the Star of David.”
The second child got in front of her class and said, “My name is Mary, I am A Catholic, and this is the crucifix.".”
Finally, the third child got up in front of his class and said, “My name is LeRoy and I am a Southern Baptist.....and this is a CASSEROLE!.”
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