While a man and his wife were shopping at a mall, a shapely, young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by catching the attention of everyone.
Without even thinking, the eyes of the husband followed the attractive woman as she walked ahead of the couple.
Without even looking up from the item she was examining, the angry wife then cleared her throat and asked, "Honey, was your quick look at that woman worth the long-term trouble you're in???"
- Drew Anderson