A little boy named Johnny wrote a letter to God asking for one hundred dollars. The local post office didn't know where to send the letter, so they sent it to the White House. The President had a secretary that saw the letter and so she sent the little boy five dollars, thinking that would make him happy. After the boy saw the letter and only five dollars, he wrote a surprising thank you note back to the White House address.
The note said, "Dear God, thank you for sending me the one hundred dollars I asked for. But why did you have to send your answer back to me through Washington, D.C. and the White House? Those bums there deducted 95% for taxes! I am so mad about that!
Love,
Johnny
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