A businessman was traveling through the country and stopped to ask a young boy for directions.
"Son, I seem to be lost. Do you know how to get to next town?"
The boy was eating an ice cream cone and slowly replied, "Nope."
"Do you know far it is to the next town?" Again he replied, "Nope."
"Do you know the name of the next town? Again he answered, "Nope."
"Do you know where this road goes?" Again the answer was "Nope."
Finally, the frustrated old man said, "Son, you don’t seem to know very much do you?"
The boy replied, "Well, mister, I'll tell 'ya one thing.......I know I ain’t the one who is lost."
- Precept Austin