A young boy was invited to church by one of his friends.
On the way out the door, his mother handed him two dollars. Then she said, "There is one for you and for God when they pass the offering plate!"
As the boy walked along with his friend, the wind blew one of the dollars right out of his hand. Then the wind blew right down into the sewer. The dollar was long gone.
The little boy thought about it for a moment and said, "Uh, oh.....there goes God's dollar!"
Funnnnnnnnnnnnnny.