When two successful businessman went sailing, a freak storm wrecked their boat and left them marooned on a deserted island. By the third day, one of the men was pacing constantly. The other man reclined peacefully on the sand.
"Aren't you afraid we are going to die?" cried the first man.
"No, not at all," his friend replied. "I make almost $100,000 a week and I tithe faithfully to my church. I guarantee you my Pastor will find me!"