A missionary in Africa was walking through a jungle when he heard the ominous roar of a lion behind him. He was very scared and dropped immediately to his knees and started praying feverishly!
"Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, “You know I have served you my whole life. I have even tithed every single dollar you have ever given me! I have been faithful in serving you my whole life and ministry. I need your help right now in a big way. Please let this lion that is roaring behind me be a Christian lion!
The missionary finished his prayer and then looked behind him and, sure enough, that old lion was on his knees with his paws together and he was also praying. He said, "Oh Lord," he prayed, "Thank you for this food that I am about to eat!"