• Things That Mom Would Never Say!!!!

  Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on May 5, 2022 (message contributor)

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  Scripture:  Proverbs 31

  Tags:  Humor, Mothers, Mother's Day, Sermon Introductions

  Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

THINGS THAT MOM WOULD NEVER SAY....

1) “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”

2) “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot myself when I was your age!”

3) “Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery.”

4) “Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week.”

5) “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.”

6) “Well, if Bobby’s mamma says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”

7) “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”

8) “I don’t have a tissue with me…. just blow your nose on your sleeve.”

9) “Well, I guess if everyone is jumping off the click, it’s fine with me, too!”