THE PRODIGAL SON'S RETURN...

We were sitting in Church a few weeks ago while the minister delivered a

sermon based on the timeless story of the prodigal son.

When he got to the point where the father sees his son returning and races out to meet

him, the minister said loudly and with excitement, "Throwing wide his arms, the father said..."

at which point my younger son leaned over to me and whispered, "YOU'RE

GROUNDED!!!!"