. A woman met with a counselor and stated, "I want to divorce my husband."

?On what grounds?” asked the counselor.

?Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.”

?No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”

?Yes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.”

“Okay,” said the counselor with growing impatience, ?Does he beat you up?”

?No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.”

?WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

?We just can't seem to communicate.”