Atheist to girl: “You don’t believe there is a real Jonah who was swallowed by a whale do you? No one believes that stuff any more!”
Girl – “I sure do, and when I get to Heaven, I’m going to find Jonah and talk to him about it!"
Then the atheist laughed and said mockingly, “And what if Jonah isn’t there in Heaven???”
The little girl then laughed and said, ”Well, then, I guess you can ask him......if you know what I mean!”