Q: What did the cucumber say to the pickle on Valentine's Day?"

A: "You mean a great DILL to me."

Q: What Valentine card did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?

A: I love you a WATT!

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

A: I only have eyes for EWE!

10. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

“A hug and a QUICHE!”