A pastor and his wife were asked to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was a bad housekeeper, but still agreed. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
She smiled and replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them!"
The pastor and his wife felt a bit uncomfortable, but blessed the food anyway and they started eating. The food seemed really delicious and the pastor even complimented the lady, despite the dirty dishes. But.......when dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"