In Sermon Illustrations: "bad advice"

Dr. Myron Houghton Wrote, "To Affirm The ...

Contributed by Ed Vasicek on May 28, 2009

Dr. Myron Houghton wrote, "To affirm the inspiration and inerrancy of the original writings while casting doubt on the authority of the Bible that is available to us is just plain silly. Can you really imagine someone seriously saying, 'I have good news and I have bad news: the good news is that ...read more

Tags: Bible Truth

Denomination: Independent/Bible

The Unfortunate Thing About This World Is That ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much ...read more

Tags: Character

The Body Is A Thing Of Shreds And Patches, ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"The body is a thing of shreds and patches, borrowed unequally from good and bad ...read more

Tags: Creation

You Know The Old Rule: He Who Have The Fastest ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

You know the old rule: He who have the fastest cart never ...read more

Tags: Sports

It Is Difficult To Make Our Material Condition ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"It is difficult to make our material condition better by the best law, but it is easy ...read more

Tags: Law

Associate Yourself With Men Of Quality If You ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Associate yourself with men of quality if you esteem your own reputation, for tis better ...read more

Tags: Christian Values

War Kills Men, And Men Deplore The Loss; But ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"War kills men, and men deplore the loss; but war also crushes bad principles and ...read more

Tags: War

I Think We Consider Too Much The Good Luck Of ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the ...read more

Tags: Supernatural

Baseball In Heaven  PRO

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Feb 6, 2014

BASEBALL IN HEAVEN Bob and Stan were good buddies and baseball friends. One day at a ballgame, they made a vow to each other that, whichever friend died first, that friend would send a message back to earth to let the other friend know if there was baseball in Heaven. Sure enough, one day Bob ...read more

Scripture: John 14:1-6

Tags: Death, Eternity, Heaven, Baseball

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Senior Citizens

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

Senior Citizens A group of Florida senior citizens were talking about their ailments: • "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee." • "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee." • "I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck." • "My blood ...read more

Tags: Guilt

From Exaggeration To Lies. Illicit Cola Says ...

Contributed by Andrew Moffatt on Nov 8, 2009

From exaggeration to lies. Illicit Cola says this. Life wouldn’t be much fun without a bit of entertainment and mischief. Don’t grow old and boring – live life on the edge. Take a dirty big gulp of illicit and get amongst it! Illicit cola – it’s good to be bad. Well the times I’ve been bad weren’t ...read more

Tags: Lies

Denomination: Salvation Army

A Cat And A Hot Stove

Contributed by Sermon Central on May 11, 2012

A CAT AND A HOT STOVE Mark Twain once said, "If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat will never sit on a hot stove again." He continued, "That cat will never sit on a cold stove either." His conclusion: That cat will associate stoves with a bad, hot experience and say, "Never again!" We all ...read more

Scripture: James 1:2-4

Tags: Trials And Difficulties

I Have Ever Deemed It More Honorable And More ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I have ever deemed it more honorable and more profitable, too, to set a good ...read more

Tags: Leadership General

Gossip Is A Sort Of Smoke That Comes From The ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco pipes of those who diffuse it; it proves ...read more

Tags: Communication General

I Will Forget The Happenings Of The Day That Is ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I will forget the happenings of the day that is gone, where they were good or bad, and greet the new sun with confidence ...read more

Tags: Present

A Doctor Called One Of His Patients Into His ...  PRO

Contributed by Howard Parnell on Sep 24, 2002

A doctor called one of his patients into his office to deliver some very important news. "I have received the results of your tests and I have some bad news and some good news", said the doctor. The patient was quiet for a moment, sensing the severity of the announcement. "Let me have the good ...read more

Tags: Death

Denomination: Baptist

At A Nursing Home In Florida, A Resident Group ...  PRO

Contributed by Johnny Creasong on Feb 21, 2003

At a nursing home in Florida, a resident group was discussing the giant ailments in their lives. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee." "Yes, I know my cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee." "I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck!" "My ...read more

Tags: Finding Fulfillment

Denomination: Church Of God

If A Man Wants To Read Good Books, He Must Make ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"If a man wants to read good books, he must make a point of avoiding bad ones; for life is ...read more

Tags: Books And Literature

He That Is Good, Will Infallibly Become Better, ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"He that is good, will infallibly become better, and he that is bad, will as certainly become worse; for vice, virtue and ...read more

Tags: Christian Love

There Is So Much Good In The Worst Of Us, And ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it behooves all of ...read more

Tags: Friendship New Friends