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Texas Longhorn Sermon!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Feb 6, 2014 (message contributor)
TEXAS LONGHORN SERMON!
Being raised in Dallas, Texas.......I am very familiar with Texas and Longhorns. But, have you ever heard of the definition of a TEXAS LONGHORN sermon? If you have any pastor friends from Texas.....this one is for you!
A TEXAS LONGHORN sermon is............a sermon with two points. One at the beginning and one at the end. And there is a lot of BULL in-between!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha.
You have to laugh........even if you are from Texas!
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