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ADAM AND EVE’S OLD HOUSE

One day Adam was out hunting with his two boys and came up to the Garden of Eden where he and Eve had been kicked out for

for eating the forbidden fruit. Adam was staring at the Garden and one of his boys said, “Daddy, what is wrong with you? Why are

you crying?”

Adam wiped a tear and said, “Boys, that is the Garden of Eden right there…….that’s where we used to live ‘til Momma ate us out

of house and home!”

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