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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS...?

A cartoon depicts two guys in Hell, and one says to the other: "I was under the impression that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

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    Contributed by John Quigley on Mar 1, 2005
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    E. M. Bounds writes in "The Possibilities of Prayer" : "THE ministry of prayer has been the peculiar distinction of all of God’s saints. This has been the secret of their power. The energy and the soul of their work has been the closet. The need of help outside of man being so great, man’s natural ...read more

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    Contributed by Jeff Simms on Aug 24, 2003
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    William Bathurst once said, “O for a faith that will not shrink, Tho pressed by every foe, That will not tremble on the brink Of any earthly woe! That will not murmur nor complain Beneath the chastening rod, But, in the hour of grief or pain, Will lean upon its God; A faith that shines ...read more

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    Contributed by John Ingham on Aug 19, 2004
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    Illustration: The Bay of Fundy at the head of the St. Lawrence River is 110 miles long and 32 miles wide when it empties into the bay. It is a spectacle to see the currents of the mighty St.Lawrence rushing to meet the tides of the Atlantic Ocean. You would think there could never be anything that ...read more

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