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Raffling A Dead Donkey
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Jun 13, 2011 (message contributor)
RAFFLING A DEAD DONKEY
Jean Paul, a Cajun, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that, I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure, I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."
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