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Pants On The Ground
Contributed by Engleburg Toney on Jun 6, 2010 (message contributor)
PANTS ON THE GROUND
I believe the General, Larry Platt, was right. We are talking about something as simple as
"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground,
looking like a fool with yo' pants on the ground,
with the gold in yo' mouth, hat turned sideways,
pants hit da ground, call yourself a cool cat,
lookin' like a fool walkin' downtown
with your pants on the ground.
Git it up, hey! get yo' pants off da ground."
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