For One Couple It Went Like This: She Said, "Dear ...

For one couple it went like this: She said, “Dear what would you do if I died?” The husband said, “I would be at my wits end and very upset!” His wife said, “Would you remarry?” Her husband said, “No, of course not!” Then she said, “Don’t you like being married?” He said, “Of course I do” So she said, “Then why wouldn’t you get remarried?” He said, “Alright, I’d remarry!” She came back, “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” After a long pause he said, “Well, yes I suppose I would.” She said, “I see, and would you let her wear my clothes?” He said, “I suppose I would if she wanted to. She said, “Really, and would you replace my picture with her picture?” He responded, “I think I probably would, that would be the right thing to do!” Then his wife jumps to her feet and said angrily, “And I suppose you would let her play with my golf clubs too!” To that he said, “Of course not dear, she’s left handed!”