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Priority Lesson PRO
Contributed by Brian Harvison on Aug 16, 2008 (message contributor)
Priority Lesson
At a nursing home in Florida a resident group was discussing ailments. "My arms are so weak I can hardly life this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes I know, my cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third. At which several others nodded weakly.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another one went on. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man. "It sure beats the alternative."
"Well, it's not that bad," said...
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On Her 60th Birthday, A Woman From Brooklyn ... PRO
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When Robert Ingersoll The Notorious Skeptic, Was ... PRO
Contributed by Larry Norman on May 10, 2002
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Just One Letter Of The Alphabet Makes All The ...
Contributed by Evie Megginson on Oct 22, 2004
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Charles Caleb Colton Once Said, "To Look Back To ... PRO
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