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Humorus Story: God Was Once Approached By A ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007 (message contributor)
Humorus story: God was once approached by a scientist who said, "Listen God, we’ve decided we don’t need you anymore. These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.
"God replied, "Don’t need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test. Why don’t we have a competition to see who can make a human being, say, a male human being."
The scientist agrees, so God declares they should do it like he did in the good old days when he created Adam."Fine" says the scientist as he bends down to scoop up a handful of dirt.""Whoa" says God, shaking his head in disapproval. "Not so fast. You get your own dirt."
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I Read The Autobiography Of George Carey, The ... PRO
Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Jul 15, 2004
I read the autobiography of George Carey, the former Archbishop of Canterbury. Soon after he became a Christian he was called up to do his National Service in the Royal Air Force. He writes that the first test of his Christian discipleship was to follow the advice of his vicar which he found ...read more
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Flying A Plane Down PRO
Contributed by Christian Cheong on Jul 6, 2004
FLYING A PLANE DOWN Robert and his pilot friend Wesley went for a flying trip from Indianapolis to Muncie, Indiana, in June 1998. During the flight, his pilot had a heart attack and slumped over the controls. He was dead. The Cessna 172 single-engine plane began to nosedive and Robert grabbed ...read more
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M.blaine Smith Says About This In His Book ...
Contributed by Jeff Simms on Jun 28, 2005
M.Blaine Smith says about this in his book “Knowing God’s Will” that the “prospect of changing the will apart from prayer is about as good as ...read more
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