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Don't Trust Your Eyes
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007 (message contributor)
Don’t Trust Your eyes. Joke:
a. A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?" "I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way."
b. Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you
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