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A severe rash prompted a man from a rural area to come to town to be examined by one of my colleagues. After the usual history-taking followed by a series of test, the physician advised the patient that he would have to get rid of the dog that was evidently causing the allergic reaction. As the man was preparing to leave the office, my colleague asked him out of curiosity if he planned to sell the animal or give it away. "Neither one," the patient replied. "I’m going to get me one of them second opinions I been reading about. It’s a lot easier to find a doctor than a good bird dog."

George Hawkins, M.D. in Medical Economics, in Reader’s Digest, January, 1982.

Doctors can give prescriptions and treatment plans but it is up to the patient to take the prescription and carry out the treatment plan. There was strife and division in the New Testament church over sharing the gospel with Gentiles and having both Jews and Gentiles in the same church. In the Book of Ephesians 4:1-16 God, through Paul, provides a prescription and treatment plan for handling strife and division in the church, then and now, and paints a portrait of what the church will look like if we follow the Father’s prescription and treatment plan. “Playing Church”, Swindoll’s Ultimate Book of Illustrations, p95 (bottom)

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