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A Man Came Home From Work One Day And Discovered ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007 (message contributor)
A man came home from work one day and discovered a monkey in the house. So he found his wife and asked her, “Where did the monkey come from?” She replied, “It was so cute I just had to have it, so I bought it ”
The man was furious about sharing the house with a monkey so he said, “Where will the monkey sleep?”
“In our bed - with us,” said the wife. “But what about the odor?” asked the man. And the wife said, “Well, I got used to you, I guess the monkey can too.”
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In His Sermon "Loving Your Enemies," Martin ... PRO
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Oct 31, 2003
In his sermon "Loving Your Enemies," Martin Luther King, Jr., said: When Abraham Lincoln was running for president of the United States, there was a man who ran all around the country talking about Lincoln. He said a lot of unkind things. And sometimes he would get to the point that he would even ...read more
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Why Should I Forgive? PRO
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Oct 31, 2003
WHY SHOULD I FORGIVE? During a children’s sermon one Sunday morning, I held up an ugly-looking summer shirt that I wore occasionally around the house. I explained to the children that someone said the shirt was ugly and should be thrown away. "This really hurt me," I explained. "I’m having ...read more
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Corrie Ten Boom And Her Family Secretly Housed ... PRO
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Oct 31, 2003
Corrie Ten Boom and her family secretly housed Jews in their home during WW II. Their "illegal" activity was discovered, and Corrie and her sister Bessie were sent to the German death camp, Ravensbruck. There Corrie would watch many, including her sister, die. After the war she returned to ...read more
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Any Of Us More Than Twenty-Five Years Old Can ... PRO
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
Any of us more than twenty-five years old can probably remember where we were when we first heard of President Kennedy’s assassination in 1963. British novelist David Lodge, in the introduction to one of his books, tells where he was--in a theater watching the performance of a satirical revue he ...read more
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