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A "Do It Yourself" Catalog Firm Received The ...
Contributed by Steven Kelso on Dec 4, 2006 (message contributor)
A "Do it yourself" catalog firm received the following letter from one of its customers: "I built a birdhouse according to your stupid plans, and not only is it much too big, it keeps blowing out of the tree. Signed, Angry
The firm replied: "Dear Angry, We’re sorry about the mix-up. We accidentally sent you a sailboat blueprint. But if you think you are mad, you should read the letter from the guy who came in last in the yacht race."
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For The Christian, Heaven Isn't Simply A ... PRO
Contributed by Robert Leroe on Sep 22, 2002
“For the Christian, Heaven isn’t simply a destination; it’s a ...read more
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Eugene Peterson Writes, "If We Don't Want God, Or ... PRO
Contributed by Robert Leroe on Sep 22, 2002
Eugene Peterson writes, “If we don’t want God, or don’t want Him very near, we can hardly be expected to be very ...read more
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Ralph Waldo Emerson Was Approached By A Troubled ... PRO
Contributed by Robert Leroe on Sep 22, 2002
Ralph Waldo Emerson was approached by a troubled man who said, with great anxiety, “I’m told the world is coming to an end.” Emerson answered, “Never mind; we can get along without it.” ...read more
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Attitude Is Everything! PRO
Contributed by Joel Vicente on Sep 21, 2002
Illustrate: Attitude is everything! 1. A chaplain told a young soldier who’s laying on a cot, “Son, you lost your right arm in this war.” The young soldier said, “No, I kept my left arm in this war” 2. A neighbor told her Christian neighbor after a care accident, “Aren’t you mad at God for ...read more
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Jesus] Said To Them, "Come Aside By Yourselves To ...
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
Jesus] said to them, "Come aside by yourselves to a deserted place and rest a while.. --Mark 6:31 Philip Melancthon, the great Reformation theologian, once said to his friend Martin Luther, "This day you and I will discuss the governance of the universe." What Luther said in response was ...read more
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