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A Couple Had Been Fighting Over The Purchase Of ...
Contributed by Lin Smalec on Nov 18, 2005 (message contributor)
A couple had been fighting over the purchase of a new car for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast sports car. The discussion was getting very heated when finally the wife stated, "Look, I want something that goes from 0 to 180 in four seconds or less, and that’s all there is to it! My birthday is coming up and you’d better surprise me, or it’s gonna get mighty lonely for you around here, if you get my drift!" When her big day came, the wife went out to the garage, but there was no new car. Angry, she went back into the house looking for her husband, but he was not at home. Frustrated and upset, she went into the bathroom to get dressed, and there, sitting on the floor and wrapped in a big red ribbon, was her birthday present - something that would go from 0 to 180 in four seconds or less - a brand new scale! (Cited on PreachingToday.com, submitted by Peg Beukema.)
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In his sermon "Loving Your Enemies," Martin Luther King, Jr., said: When Abraham Lincoln was running for president of the United States, there was a man who ran all around the country talking about Lincoln. He said a lot of unkind things. And sometimes he would get to the point that he would even ...read more
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Why Should I Forgive? PRO
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Oct 31, 2003
WHY SHOULD I FORGIVE? During a children’s sermon one Sunday morning, I held up an ugly-looking summer shirt that I wore occasionally around the house. I explained to the children that someone said the shirt was ugly and should be thrown away. "This really hurt me," I explained. "I’m having ...read more
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Corrie Ten Boom And Her Family Secretly Housed ... PRO
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Oct 31, 2003
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Any Of Us More Than Twenty-Five Years Old Can ... PRO
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
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