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TOP TEN LIST OF WHAT MOMS REALLY WANT FOR MOTHER'S DAY

10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a Coke

without any "floaters."

9. To have a 14-year-old answer a question without rolling her eyes

in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.

8. Five pounds of chocolate that won’t add twenty.

7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi

ya, Mom!" just as I put razor to my ankle.

6. A full-time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt.

5. For a teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship

and a job all in the same day!"

4. A grocery store that doesn’t have candy, gum, and cheap toys

displayed at the checkout line.

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